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Wed, Aug. 24th, 2011 12:28 pm

What happened to jennbits?


Fri, Jul. 30th, 2010 03:21 pm

Current Music: Hans Zimmer - "Time"


Mon, Jul. 5th, 2010 08:38 pm

By now, you probably think your opinion of Goldman Sachs and its swarm of Wall Street allies has rock-bottomed at raw loathing. You're wrong. There's more. It turns out the most destructive of all their recent acts has barely been discussed at all. Here's the rest. This is the story of how some of the richest people in the world - Goldman, Deutsche Bank, the traders at Merrill Lynch, and more - have caused the starvation of some of the poorest people in the world, just so they could make a fatter profit.

Current Music: Baxter Dury - "Fungus Hedge"


Wed, Apr. 28th, 2010 12:56 pm

I often imagine myself taking action against people like the ones outlined below (splashing a large cup of pop at them and their iPhone/BlackBerry, etc.), but never go beyond giving them dirty looks or asking them to be quiet. What's one thing you've done to a theatre idiot and have been proud of? Is there anything else that people do at the movies to annoy you?

1. People who talk on the phone during a movie. No explanation needed. Just show some class and leave the theatre for a couple of minutes if you need to talk on the phone - you're not at home and other people are trying to make out the dialogue in the movie.

Although this is the probably most annoying things a person could do, they are becoming a little more rare - but they're being replaced with the idiots in #2 below.

2. Texting on the phone during the movie. In many ways, this is even worse than talking on the phone. These people have to be checking their messages every five minutes, while holding up their piece of shit iPhone/BlackBerry to the annoyance of everyone else as a glaring beacon in the darkness; an irritating flashlight in our faces. SHUT THE FUCKING THING OFF. You idiots seem oblivious to how bright and annoying your phones are, and you lack the attention span to deserve being in a movie theatre.

3. People who put their feet up against the back of someone else's chair. No explanation needed. Stop being assholes, you chair-kickers.

4. People who feel the inexplicable need to describe something that just happened in the movie, or repeat a line that they thought was funny - as if their companion is blind, deaf, stupid or has the attention span of someone who needs to be checking their phone for messages every five minutes. "Hahahaha! He just stepped on a piece of glass! Hahaha! That's so funny!" Please, do us all a favour; shut up or get out - and I won't have to taser you in the throat.

5. People who bring their children to a movie and let them run rampant in the theatre, running around and stomping up and down the stairs. Learn how to control your children, or just don't bring them. People who somehow get extremely young children into violent or gory R movies make me angry as well.

6. Drooling Neanderthal Bag Crumplers - Generally, I really don't understand why people seem to have a problem when it comes to reaching their hand into a bag of popcorn during a movie without FUCKING DESTROYING IT. Is their arm broken? Are they drunk? Or do they just lack the basic dexterity of an evolved primate to be able to perform this simple action without disturbing everyone else? And when they finally do manage to get their hand inside the bag, they end up scuffling through the popcorn as if they're looking for one piece of popcorn in particular - like a pig scraping through the dirt for truffles.

The DNBCs are also more likely to chew with their mouths open.


Tue, Feb. 2nd, 2010 03:31 pm

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. - A northeastern Pennsylvania woman is heading to trial on animal cruelty charges for marketing "gothic kittens" with ear and neck piercings over the Internet.

Current Music: Apoptygma Berzerk - "The State of Your Heart"


Thu, Jan. 14th, 2010 01:15 pm

Thrillworks Inc. is a web design shop located in Burlington, Ontario. Due to an influx or large clients including Suncor/Petro-Canada, Tim Hortons and RIM, we are urgently looking for help.

Thrillworks is looking to hire an Office Manager, a .NET Web Developer, a Web/Graphic Designer, an Information Architect / User Experience Designer and a Web Production Assistant. If you or anyone you know is qualified, please let me know!


Wed, May. 27th, 2009 04:41 pm

Yes Virginia, there really *are* angel kittens!

ANIMAL experts have been pussy-footing over the explanation for a cat that has developed bat-like wings on either side of its back.

Current Music: Vib Gyor - "Ghosts"


Mon, May. 25th, 2009 11:54 pm

I forgot to post this. I made these a few weeks ago for a cupcake competition and I won :) Now I can't get away from people wanting me to make them stuff ;)

Black forest cupcakes with brandied cherry filling, frangelico icing, dark chocolate shavings and a maraschino cherry.

Current Music: Vib Gyor - "Ghosts"


Sun, May. 24th, 2009 09:15 am

Born in a small city of Northern India, Poras Chaudhary is a freelance photojournalist and a documentary photographer. Ever since he was a child, Poras has been intrigued by the visual moments, but his passion for photography began in 2005 when he started looking for a good camera and came across the work of Magnum photograhers. Poras is a completely self-taught photographer. He is best know for his color work and unique compositions.

Current Music: Ed Harcourt - "Born in the 70s"


Fri, May. 22nd, 2009 01:47 pm

Current Music: The Legends - "Heartbeats"